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- friedrich nietzsche
people.and.stuff
magmozine
a.guy.site
bad.chinese.mama
jejune.net
a.cause.des.garcons
spit.on.a.stranger
sluggernaut
honeyee
zefrank
born.a.waterhead
diane.pernet
tribe.net
gallery.of.the.absurd
world.community.grid
smarty.pants
bradford.shellhammer
wonder.boy
julie.fredrickson
fashionologie
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i am feeling cruel today. please e-mail me your name, weakness, physical flaws and a copy of a horrendous picture ever taken of you. i promise to verbally spew obscenities and demeaning scoldings to you for approximately 12 minutes and 23 seconds. i will sure to include something despicable about your father.
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finally fashion tv arrives in my country. since i have no past knowledge on fashion tv and its programming, my vivid mind reels images of insightful interviews with key players in the fashion world and latest hints of what to expect in the next season from the designer, but so far my sight is besieged by clips of models (new faces), and various segments of fashion shows in milan, paris, new york, london. i find the latter impressive since it is a chance form e to view the latest collections from the various designers without leaving my house, but i find the former quite tiresome. then again, this has only been a couple of hours since it is activated in my cable. perhaps i judge too soon. i hope to see at least one interview of carine roitfeld, or i will be pissed beyond belief.
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this is highly interesting. i recommend you stop whatever it is that you are doing, grab a popcorn and start reading. this surprise me since my planetary positioning is at one of those 'best' placements column. infact, i have only one flawed position, my acsendant in earth sign. this strikes me as odd since my life is anything but smooth and the am constantly going through death/rebirth (metaphorically) in different stages of my life (perhaps that's the pluto in scorpio in effect).
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wow! google (beta) docs & spreadsheets. first gmail, now this, i am impressed with google. i'll have you know that i am not easily impressed.
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i have this sudden urge to read ovid's 'metamorphoses'. i will keep you updated on the progress of this urge.
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my love is a luxury you can't afford.
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allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinion. how do you seek psychiatric help if you're fearful of the psychiatrist's opinions? how do the sufferers avoid the opinion of others throughout their daily lives? how unbearable this condition might have on a person. i wouldn't wish it upon anyone. in fact, are there anyone with this mental affliction? contact me if you do know anyone suffering, or am currently suffering from it yourself. i must know this information. you know the deal, telepathically send me a memo.
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i wonder how long t.r knight and luke mcfarlane will stay together?
i feel like one of those cliched bitchy school girls that gossiped about their friend's love life. maybe not so cliched since there were many of them in real life in my previous school.
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it appears as though 'supercede' is widely regarded as an error. it should be spelled as 'supersede'. i am not quite happy with this, since i have been spelling 'supersede' as 'supercede' for years now (in the few occasions that i get to put it in writing). i will not however edit my previous post containg the supposedly errored spelling of the word. if 'supercede' has been used as another variation of the word since the 17th century, and is currently quite common in published writing, i shall stick to it.
i'm a rebel. a goddamn rebel!
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i have in my possession, a stack of 50 blank dvds. i can imagine the amount of things i could burn in it. i feel like someone who struck the lottery and am currently in possession of instantaneous wealth that supercedes what they usually possess in a year, except instead of millions of dollars, there's 50 dvds.
i have to keep in mind that this sudden procurement of dvds will not be lasting, and if i am not careful with what i burn into it, i might find myself with no blank dvds left.
or, i could simply buy another stack of 50 blank dvds. fuck yeah! i will do that.
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i am tempted to teach my rabbits to walk upon its hind leg, like that rabbit character in winnie the pooh. perhaps it isn't entirely impossible, they do after all stand on their hind leg whenever they see raisins on the palm of my hands, and i saw an episode of oprah where a woman rehabilitate her dog who lost both of its front legs, and that have got to be one ofthe most amusing sights i've witnessed in a long time. plus, a walking rabbit is definitely going to turn a few head in the park.
why am i thinking of these things? how incredibly cruel of me to manipulate and distort nature's creation.
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my life as as dull as cbs' 'yes, dear'. i need new exciting materials. if my life is a novel/dramedy, i do hope the writers will extricate me -the main character- out of this lifeless plot.
i yearn to use the word 'deliriously happy' to describe an event in my life, but that has yet to come to fruition. goddamn.
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i will devour this as quickly as i would a bag of cheetos.
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it's awesome! awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome goddammit!!! i shan't delve deeper into this. all you need to know is that it is awesome.
i've been viewing far too many monique lhuillier collections for the past days. vera wang is starting to wane on me. this is a new revelation. my father enthusiastically called his friend to discuss some discovery channel programme on dragons. i've never seen him too excited over a subject, let alone dragons. perhaps i should keep this little anecdote in mind the next time his birthday arrives. not that i have ever given him any presents on his birthday, but one can hope for the best. there he goes again, calling the people from his phone list to notify them to watch the dragon programme. what the hell is with this goddamn dragon, i must watch this. perhaps i will be fascinated, but given my lack of response to arousal, i expect a less-than fascinated response. i fear i might be numb to many emotional responses, like someone whose pants are being pulled down and taunted at one too many times. oh boy. my head is seriously fucked.
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rescue me, come take me in your arms.
rescue me, i want your tender charms...
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magmozine. fuck yeah it's awesome. any site where there are proportionately more pictures than words are awesome in my eyes.
i need to sleep.
note: just don't visit the link at school or at your workplace.
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if my life could be metaphorically represented by an image, it would be a goldfish stuck in a tiny fishbowl with only a strand of sea grass sprouting in the middle of it.
my life is shaped by forces that are beyond my control. for better or worse, i wish to escape from this very limited confinement.
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o glorious (freshwater) angelfish, how i adore thee!
amazingly, angelfish are the only species of fish that survive under my (less than) watchful care. in fact, they thrive!! how thrilling! my father purchased five baby albino angelfish, about 3 inches wide, and now after a year it has grown to almost triple its original size (the size might be slightly exaggerated since it is based on estimation, and i have yet to place a measuring ruler next to its body). a month ago, my father bought another five and it is growing healthily. tres chic! how they manage to look impossibly chic without going to a fish salon, i do not know.
i must get myself more angelfish. i had my eye on the half black superveil long fin ones.
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my life lacks a fantasy element. this could be easily remedied, of course. all i need is to drink a glass of pomegranate juice, spiked with fairy dust. there is one problem of course, where is the magic portal that i should enter to find me some mythical pomegranate juice? without the juice, i suppose the bags of fairy dusts in my room are useless.
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i forgot to mention, i had a chilling dream last night. i was at a restaurant with anna wintour -andre leon talley wasn't there, since in my dream i replaced him as anna's right hand man- and i offered her some of my pumpkin pie (oddly, but perhaps not so odd since it is a dream, it was a whole pie served on an equally large plate), but instead of slicing it and serving her a slice, i straightened my fingers and shaped it like a knife and starts deiding the pie into several slices. anna went ballistic! she won't tolerate having someone touching a piefe of her food withour cutleries. she stormed off and called a number of strange men and ordered me to be removed from vogue's office and from that day onwards i am persona non grata to her and the fashion world. can't you see how chilling that was? to be...*gasp* invisible... the horror.
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i've been consuming a tremendous amount of cheetos last week. the best food ever? no, but it certainly is delicious.
i feel like burning a mix cd and randomly post it into someone's mail box. this is hardly healthy, but between this and murder, this act seemed to be the lesser of two evils.
note: i typed 'evil' as 'elvis' in the least word of the previous paragraph. normally i wouldn't correct my errors but for some unexplained reason, i am compelled to edit it so as not to offend elvis. i've been commiting quite alot of typos recently, and this is not limited to my blog post, i mistyped 'someone' as 'somone', 'like' as 'lkie', 'stupid' as 'brocolli'.
i msut seace isht snocneence (typo translation: i must cease this nonsense.)
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justin, you will be a star, i tell ya! a star! star! A STAR!
who is justin? none of your goddamn business.
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people have a rather distorted view of me. that usually disturbs me, but not anymore.
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oh my, the typos...the typos...
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i watched the league of gentlemen -the british comedy, not the superhero movie with sean connery- after dismissing it as trash the first time i saw it years ago. surprisingly, it's...brilliant! it's a tad creepy. the rather twisted, warped character seems to come alive this time round and i enjoy every minute of it. if i had my way, i would strap everyone down to their sofas and continually play the series for hours on end. the papa lazzarou character in season two give me chills; i can't help looking over my back to check he's not there. the christmas special was hysterical, especially the vampire plot.
i notice that i have quite the preference for british comedy -- wild west, french and saunders, absolutely fabulous, little britain, league of gentlemen, catherine tate show. there must be a reson why. perhaps i should call the pet psychiatrist and pretend my rabbit is having this unexplained interest in british comedy. it saves me the embarrassment of actually seeing a psychiatrist and i heard pet psychiatrist are cheaper.
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a guy site is awesome. years before (back when it was hosted in geocities) it was a modest and tame site for guys, now after revisiting it years later, i am completely amazed at the content. love it. tres chic! the site is not school/workplace safe, though. you are warned.
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fourth of july by mariah carey, the best song ever? most definitely.
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They do not go about their day to day life wearing silky dresses and doing wu-shu flips and kicks in the air in dubbed English when they go to school and work-so why the hell would they do that for your consumeristic eyes in this site?
When we fight, we fight with adherence to no particular ancient martial arts form or technique (with the exception of Tae-bo). We just kick, punch, and shed blood until you scream, "Uncle!"
- frequently un-asked questions, big bad chinese mama.
big bad chinese mama is hysterical. the last time my mood soars this high is when i was watching little britain for the first time.
this have got to be the happiest day of my life. that was not an exaggeration.
yes, my life is that sad. i am so happy, i won't even give myself little cuts anymore. ok, i'm totally kidding.
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bad chinese mama. you think all asian women are demure? fuck you, madafaka!!
please don't institutionalize me. i escaped once and am in hiding.
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yes, yes. jejune.net fascinates me to no end.
i feel like a cat being given a mouse toy filled with catnip.
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why do i feel like i'm the only one to find jon seda's pleasant exterior to be confusingly alluring. people leave me feeling perplexed most of the time. this is why i feel at one with friendly woodland/ domestic animals rather than other humans. the gerbils understand the aura surrounding jon seda. i don't need to get into details on that.
watch kevin hill reruns (with a gerbil on your side) and you'll know what i mean.
i have a rather intense urge to consume chocolates. the mass-produced, high sugar content milk chocolate kind (cadbury, hershey, van houten, you get the point), not the high cocoa content ones made from a prestigious chcolaterie. my body is like, 'yes! yes!', but my mind is like, 'no...no...'
perhaps listening to michael buble will quell this raging urge.
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i'm searching for a french movie about that little boy who found an apple and after
he took a bite, it turns out the apple came from a distant land through a magic
portal, and out of nowhere a cat with three legs, transport him to a twisted magical
land where fairies are replaced by imps, and he is forced to leave that wretched place within six hours, or he will be consumed whole. he, of course failed and his limb is torn and finally dies an excruciating death.
that movie had never been made of course and i made the story up because i am dying to see a movie with such plot, i do hope some french script writer or movie producer decides to write a plot of the movie that is strikingly similar to it. also, if any foreign film of the same nature is present, do inform me. how do you inform me since there is no comment function or e-mail address given? jesus christ, inform me telepathically, dammit! this is 2006 (nearing 2007), who the hell uses e-mail anymore. it's all psychic networking now.
i am in a sadistic mood. i should buy basketful of muffins and hurl it at random senior citizens. this is evil. pure evil.
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i need to write something. mostly because the little people that lived in my room
kept throwing muffin at me everytime i shrugged off writing a post. this insanity must stop.
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dexter on showtime is absolutely refreshing and brilliant. michael c. hall was excellent in portraying
the emotionally detached, quirky 'murder-for-a-reason' character. there aren't enough cold, emotionally detached murderers on t.v, and it thrills me to no end watching one with great scripting.
also, lady sovereign's hoodie is on play on my itunes for the 56th time. this must be a metaphor for something. that, or i read into things where there is none to begin with.
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why i'm constantly listening to lady sovereign, i do not know. one of many life's mysteries, i suppose.
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